Take life with a pinch of Coke *Cola

Name: Ja Nee Fok Craft Brandy
Brand: Ja Nee Fok
Availability: InStock

Ja Nee Fok is a craft brandy that shows up at braais, breakups, and that awkward moment when the power goes out mid-game. It’s small-batch, proudly local, and smoother than your cousin’s “almost crypto-rich” story.

*can’t say coke

In South Africa, a woman humorously poses as if swimming in a large pothole filled with water, highlighting the road condition.

About

Ja nee
fok

When life says, “Ja Nee Fok,”... we don’t panic. We pour. We take life with a pinch of coke en ’n groot bottel brandewyn.

We see the “ja nee” in the fok slip-ups, the duct-taped side-mirror on your VW Golf, the “almost done” geyser job and the Friday 4PM Zoom meeting that could’ve been an email. 

If you’ve ever said, “Ag, shame” while side-eyeing your own bank balance, or told someone, “Eish, strongs hey,” - you’re in good company.

Ja Nee Fok isn’t just a drink. It’s a knowing nod. A clink of glasses between ouens who get it. A brandewyn with feelings (and fokol pretence).

FLAVOUR

PROFILE

A naturally sweet brandy that goes down smoother than an SABC soapie plot twist. 

You’ll taste ripe pear, apple and raisin - like someone’s auntie’s fruitcake, but this one slaps. Then comes the vanilla and caramel agter skop - a little warm howzit at the back of the throat to remind you it’s brandewyn, not fruit juice.

It’s bold, lekker, and just complicated enough to make you say, “Ja nee… that’s nice hey.”

Pairs well with biltong, disappointment, and DStv error codes.